Two attorneys formed a corporation. Having been successful upon opening they deceided to go out for dinner. Having ordered and with some business discussion one stands up suddenly and declares— I will be back in a few minutes…What is the problem, asked the other….He replied, I left the safe open….The other remarked: What’s to worry about, we are both here…
Lawyer on the Road
What is the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
The snake has skid marks in front of it.
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